mom: why are you always asking for money?
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
i cant get over this
now that is a princess fairy tale dress
*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape
"My names is Four," I say. "Call me ‘Stiff’ again and you and I will have a problem."